I think we might just be about ready. . . .

Crib? Check.

Changing table? Check.

Bassinet? Check.

Baby clothes already washed in baby detergent? Check.

At least one car seat properly installed? Check.

Swing? Check.

A very small Oakland Raiders outfit? Check.

Receiving blankets, burp clothes, etc? Check.

Panic under control? Check.

Bedding for crib, etc.? Check.

Baby toys? Check.

Baby bathtub? Check.

Formula (just in case)? Check.

At least one pack of diapers (size NB)? Check.

One very pregnant wife? Check.

A very large and uncooperative stroller? Check.

A ridiculously large glider with ottoman? Check.

Breast pump? Check.

Diaper bags? Check.

Dreft? Check.

Hmm. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that we are just about ready for our first baby. Oh my goodness.

Still needs to be done:
(1) Affix changing pad to changing table;
(2) Properly install car seat base in second car;
(3) Have baby.